So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I wish they made helmets for livers.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Randomize
