i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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