I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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