I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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