i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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