I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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