Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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