May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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