Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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