fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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