remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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