just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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