what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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