What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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