We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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