if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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