i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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