Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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