Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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