I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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