Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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