How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Houston, we have a blender
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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