Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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