My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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