he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
where am i from again
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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