Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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