Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Randomize
