Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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