As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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