Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
so explain again why im purple
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She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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