Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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