Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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