I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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