Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
it glows. i had to have it.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I think I sprained my soul last night
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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