Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I just googled if crying burns calories
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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