She's JV to your varsity
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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