So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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