why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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