I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Randomize