Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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