But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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