but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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