I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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