he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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