Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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