he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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