Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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