why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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