WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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