Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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