He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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