Do you still have your period?
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
