his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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