That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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