Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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