If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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