Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
