When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my shit smells like andre
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Randomize
