Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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