I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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