I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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