Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
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