I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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