The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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