question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
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